Shortly after he was appointed as Chief Witch Hunter in 2017, special counsel Robert Mueller hatched a crafty plan to ensnare President Donald Trump. Since Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein had placed no limits on Mueller’s investigative powers, Mueller was going to be investigating President Trump’s children, his business ties and everything about the family in the state of New York. Mueller’s problem was that President Trump can pardon anyone accused, charged or convicted of a federal crime.
Mueller’s strategy was that he would share information with a daring anti-Trump state Attorney General, reasoning that the president cannot pardon anyone for state-level crimes. Thus, the alliance to Take Down Trump was forged between the hard-charging, straight-shooter G-Man Robert Mueller and the tough-as-nails New York Attorney General, Eric “#Me Too Hypocrite” Schneiderman.
Vanity Fair hailed the Mueller-Schneiderman alliance as a Marvel-style superhero team-up that should “terrify Trump.” The Hill breathlessly informed us all that Trump was doomed, because Schneiderman was Trump’s Achilles heel and Schneiderman was sure to hoist Trump on a petard. Esquire pointed out how shrewd Mueller was for teaming up with Schneiderman, exclaiming that Mueller “really knows his way around beltway politics!”
Perhaps the most hilarious portrayal was when Comedy Central’s Samantha Bee did a glowing interview with Schneiderman as the leader of the #Resistance against President Trump. Bee even put together a comic book in which the superhero Schneider-man (pronounced like Spider-Man) slaps Donald Trump around with a copy of the Declaration of Independence.
Well, Samantha Bee certainly got it right when she identified slapping as Schneiderman’s super-power! Samantha Bee was positively gushing as she interviewed her hero, Schneiderman. She looked like she was ready to put on a dog collar and wash his dishes.
According to Ronan Farrow’s brilliant take-down of Schneiderman in The New Yorker, the little champion of women’s rights used to slap his Sri Lankan girlfriend until she would submit and call him “Master.” Schneiderman referred to his victim as “my brown slave” and forced her to refer to herself as his property.
Four women within the New York legal community spoke to Farrow and all told similar tales of abuse at Schneiderman’s tiny hands. Schneiderman slapped, choked and spat upon them, and threatened to destroy their lives or careers, or even kill them, if they ever tried to leave him or press charges against him. The accusers say the abuse was often fueled by pills and booze. Sounds like the diminutive Schneiderman had some troubles hoisting his own little petard.
Now we understand why Schneiderman was such a gun-grabbing zealot as New York’s “top cop.” He didn’t want any of his girlfriends to be able to buy a gun.
Slimy, abusive creeps like Schneiderman, Harvey Weinstein and Bill Clinton get away with abuse and sexual assault for years because liberal women always circle the wagons around them and protect them. One of Schneiderman’s victims, after she left him, describes how all her friends in Manhattan discouraged her from pressing charges – because Schneiderman was “too valuable a politician for the Democrats to lose.”
Sound familiar? It should, because that is the exact same thing that a masseuse in Portland, Oregon told police in a 70-page transcribed interview when she came forward to accuse Al Gore of sexually assaulting her. When she told her friends about what the Nobel Prize-winning Gore had allegedly done to her, they told her to “suck it up,” otherwise the earth would be destroyed by global warming. No pressure, ladies!
The #MeToo movement has been the gift that just keeps on giving us powerful liberal Democrats. The feminists’ crazy proclamations about “toxic masculinity” suddenly make sense: Many of the men on the liberal side of the fence really are racist, misogynistic sadists with a penchant for rape, who view women as their sexual property.
Let us state for the record, we sincerely apologize to you, feminists. As Hillary Clinton has said, we must always believe the women unless they are Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey or Paula Jones.
Speaking of women who shield sexually abusive liberal men from criticism, scrutiny and justice, Hillary Clinton’s election loss was particularly tough for Eric Schneiderman, who had been counting on her victory to enhance his own career. The Clintons had promised Loretta Lynch that they would keep her on as Attorney General, especially after she and James Comey exonerated Hillary. But if Lynch had decided to step down, Schneiderman was presumably on Hillary Clinton’s short list to be the next US Attorney General.
Trump, of course, was never “terrified” of Mueller teaming up with Schneiderman. In fact, the president was probably laughing in private when the announcement was made. Trump tweeted back in 2013 that Schneiderman was worse than the prostitute-chasing Eliot Spitzer and worse than Anthony Weiner, the congressman and husband of Clinton confidante Huma Abedin, who was caught chasing underage girls on Twitter.
Schneiderman was worse than those two? Trump is not a psychic, he obviously knew about Schneiderman’s behavior due to the New York gossip circuit.
Tough luck for Mueller, though, having his sidekick exposed like this. Such rotten luck! Schneiderman resigned less than five hours after Farrow’s piece hit The New Yorker website. Ronan Farrow has turned out to be a modern-day Matt Drudge, covering stories of leftwing perversion and sex crimes that the mainstream media has known about, but ignored for years as they protect their own team.
Much like the Harvey Weinstein revelations, the Schneiderman scandal appears to have been an open secret on the New York elite globalist cocktail circuit. Everyone knew, and no one spoke out.
Oh, well, the elites have a president to impeach, so Mueller will just have to get back up, dust himself off and find a new sidekick. He should try to find a scandal-free sidekick this time, though. Hey! Here’s an idea… maybe Mueller could team up with Never-Trump Sen. Lindsey Graham! Lindsey despises Trump, and surely he doesn’t have any skeletons in his closet!
