‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Trump Tower, Not a creature was stirring, except for those rats named Obama and Comey, who totally wiretapped Trump Tower to try to dig up dirt on a presidential campaign.
Dear Santa Claus,
It’s difficult to imagine a scenario in which we wouldn’t already have a big, beautiful, 1,989-mile wall along our southern border if Hillary, Obama and the Deep State hadn’t launched their Russian collusion conspiracy theory. President Trump was gung-ho to build it after his victory and the American people were 100% behind him. But then things just dragged on and on and on, with the president effectively hamstrung by a tinfoil-hat theory that a tiny, poor country on the other side of the world had “stolen Democracy.”
We’ve been good boys and girls, Santa. And seeing as how we’ve been asking for a contiguous, impassable barrier on the US-Mexico border for more than 100 years now, do you think we could get a wall in our stocking this year? We’ll be good next year, too, Santa! Promise!
As if Americans haven’t already proven our massive, unending desire for a wall on the southern border enough, we may end up having to pay for the damned thing out of our own pockets. Proving that walls are most certainly not too expensive, Americans have been donating money out of their own savings for a viral Build the Wall crowdfunding project.
Veteran Brian Kolfage’s GoFundMe page is one of the fastest-growing crowdfunding projects in history. We don’t even want to tell you how much money it’s raised so far, because by the time you read this, the total amount will be several million dollars more.
And it’s not like some wealthy right-winger is funding the wall page. The average donation amount is around $60, so these are everyday Americans paying out of their own pocket to raise the first $1 billion for the wall. It will take just shy of 17 million donors at that rate to raise the total one billion. If you want to check it out and chip in, here’s the link:
https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
It’s a project that is inspiring and shameful at the same time. It’s inspiring because it’s a great reminder that we’re not alone. There’s a lot of us pesky patriots out here in America and we’re not willing to give our country away without a fight. It’s shameful because we have to do this ourselves – because our elected “representative” government has no interest in representing our top issue. Three cheers and a Merry Christmas for Brian Kolfage and his beautiful family!
No matter what happens in the ongoing fight for border wall funding, we the people have to continue to hold congressional feet to the fire. Even if the Democrats suddenly cave on Christmas morning and announce that they want to give President Trump $100 billion to fund a double-layered wall, history has proven that that won’t actually get the wall built.
Remember the “Secure Fence Act of 2006?” The House and Senate passed a bill to build 700 miles of fencing along the border and President Bush signed it into law. Three years later, the government had only built 580 miles of fencing and the Obama administration abandoned it. Since then, we’ve been subjected to a decades’ worth of Mexico’s Funniest Hacienda Videos in which hordes of illegal aliens, without the assistance of any ladders, climb over the stupid fence or just walk around it.
The lesson, as always, is: Do not let your guard down with the obstructionist Democrats or the quisling Republicans when it comes to border security.
Meanwhile, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” has shot up to number 10 on the Billboard charts, thanks to the millennial snowflake SJWs trying to ban it. Welcome to 2018 – the year when weirdoes wearing vagina hats complain that a Christmas song is too sexy for the American people to hear. You know who else hates beloved Christmas songs from seven decades ago? Muslims!
While attending college in Colorado in the 1940s to earn his degree from his American imperialist enemies, Egyptian Sayyid Qutb went to a dance. Qutb was enraged when “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” was played at the sock hop, because he witnessed American sluts dancing with men… with their ankles and hair exposed! Why weren’t these whores covered in head-to-toe burkas with their fathers and uncles escorting them?!
Qutb was so incensed by the sexy Christmas display of affection between American college students dancing that when he flew back home to Egypt in 1953, he immediately joined the fledgling Muslim Brotherhood. Sayyid Qutb of course went on to become the premier author of modern-day kill-the-infidels literature and is widely considered the “father” of today’s global Islamic terrorist movement.
Quick poll question: If you had to choose between occasionally hearing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” on the radio for one month out of the year, or listening the Muslim call-to-prayer bleating over your city on loudspeakers seven times a day for 365 days a year, which would you prefer? No cheating, Obama! You’re only allowed to vote once!
One last note before we go back to tracking you on GPS, Santa – you probably heard about the “feminist music festival” in Sweden, which sought to ban all men from attendance. The festival lost its court case and now has to allow men to attend if they want to hold it. Pretty much everything you’ve been told about that story is, of course, a lie.
The festival’s organizers wanted to create a concert that women and girls could attend safely without hundreds of Muslim migrants attending and behaving like Al Franken at a county fair. It was a Muslim ban. But with Europe’s hate speech laws, they couldn’t say that. Hence, they tried to ban all “men” from attending, to make it look like an equal-opportunity ban. The court ruled, “No, you racist Swedes must allow dirty Muslim migrants in to the event, so they can sexually grope your wives, sisters and daughters. Diversity!”
It was a good try. Alas, diversity wins over “feminism” – sort of.
So, to sum up our 2018 Christmas list for you, Santa: We’d very much like a border wall and a Muslim ban. Chop chop! We’ll leave the cookies and milk by the fireplace, as always.
