How DARE President Donald Trump call the media the “Enemy of the People?” Doesn’t he understand that violent rhetoric like that is going to get journalists killed? The inhumanity of this White House is, well… it’s inhuman, that’s what it is! Just look at all of the dead journalists in the streets, thanks to the violent words that Donald Trump says at virtuous fact-finding reporters. And no, we won’t tell you the names of all these murdered journalists. You’ll just have to trust the media that violent acts against the media are happening all over the place. And, it’s Trump’s fault.
Hey, media! We found a large group of journalists who have been murdered this year. 34 of them, to be exact. They were all killed in that area south of our border with Mexico that you keep insisting should not exist. They were murdered by the same sort of people in the three separate “migrant caravans” that are headed to the USA right now, carrying guns and bombs.
Say, how does 34 murdered journalists south of the border compare to the number of journalists murdered by Trump supporters here in America? Inquiring minds want to know! Those Mexican murderers must be doing the job that lazy American anti-journalist vigilantes just won’t do.
Oh, okay. So, the media doesn’t want to talk about murdered journalists all of a sudden. That’s cool. What else is on the news?
CNN’s Don Lemon: “We have to stop demonizing people and realize that the biggest terror threat in this country is white men.”
Wow! That is serious breaking real news from CNN! Stop demonizing “people” and realize that the real terror threat is “white men.” Don Lemon, you are absolutely right. In fact, a white man was just sentenced for terrorism in South Carolina.
Muslim convert Wesley Dallas Ayers–
Hey, where did CNN go all of a sudden? We could have sworn they were just here. You’d think they would want to cover this important story about a white male terrorist, since it totally supports Don Lemon’s thesis.
Wesley Dallas Ayers converted to Islam and declared jihad on all of the infidels across an entire county in South Carolina. Unlike the “bomber” Cesar Sayoc, who may or may not have sent inoperable bomb facsimile devices to CNN and a bunch of Democrats, the Muslim white man Ayers’ bombs were actually functional. Ayers left one bomb in a wicker basket in the middle of an intersection with a teddy bear, presumably in hopes that a child would pick it up. A 49-year-old father was injured when the Muslim’s homemade roadside bomb went off. Fortunately, the father only suffered a minor leg injury. His daughter who was with him at the time was traumatized.
Luckily, police found the rest of this white man terrorist’s bombs before they could hurt anyone. They were all planted next to busy roads, along with warnings of even bigger bombs to come. When the cops searched Ayers’ house, they found an ottoman buried in the yard that was filled with bomb-making materials, jihad booklets and a Photoshopped picture of Osama bin Laden (honorary white man) in front of the White House.
In a quirky coincidence, Muslim convert Wesley Dallas Ayers has the same last name as another one of those white male terrorists that Don Lemon must be worried about: Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground. Bombed dozens of targets in the 1960s… friends with Barack Obama… launched Obama’s political career in his living room… Any of this ringing a bell, CNN?
We’re just trying to help you out with that big scoop on white male terrorists roaming around the country looking for illegal alien children to kidnap. You know, the ones who are so motivated to commit violence because of Trump’s mean words.
Let’s see what else is in the news. Uh oh! White male terrorist alert! CNN was right again!
Hollywood actor James Cromwell–
How does CNN do that? They just keep disappearing… They were right here, but as soon as we mentioned white male Hollywood actor James Cromwell… *Poof!* They’re gone!
White male actor James Cromwell, whose biggest claim to fame is acting alongside a talking pig, says there should be “revolution” and “blood in the streets” if Trump is not removed from power in next Tuesday’s election. (Narrator’s voice: President Trump is not up for reelection in Tuesday’s midterms.)
When asked about his violence-inciting comments about how Americans should kill other Americans if they don’t like the results of a democratic election, Cromwell suddenly became sheepish. He says the magazine that quoted him took his words for revolution and blood in the streets out of context. Yes, the right-wingers at Variety are notorious for doing that to Hollywood actors!
No sane person would look at Cromwell’s impassioned “blood in the streets” speech and see it as anything other than a call to violence if he doesn’t get the election result he wants. His full comments are too long to print, so here’s a summary:
Blah blah blah Orange Man Bad. America fascist. Orange Man fascist.
Cromwell continued, “If we don’t stop [the bad Orange Man] now, then we will have a revolution for real. Then there will be blood in the streets.”
Even Variety laughed at Cromwell’s attempt to say his words were taken out of context. Cromwell said the same thing again later at the Carney Awards, where he was accepting some award. Cromwell told the audience during his acceptance speech that Democrats can have a non-violent revolution at the ballot box, or a violent one afterward if they don’t like the election results. Own your words, terrorist white man who gives Don Lemon the willies!
Actually, we’re starting to get the sneaking suspicion, based on CNN’s total lack of coverage of Muslim convert Wesley Dallas Ayers and Hollywood actor James Cromwell, that they are not the white male terrorists Don Lemon is concerned about.
But then, who could Don Lemon possibly mean? He couldn’t possibly mean everyday white guys who support President Trump, could he? No, not possible. Because that would mean that Trump is right, and the media truly is the “Enemy of the People.”
