Calling the Media Circus a Circus is Insulting to Real Circuses

To the Cirque du Soleil, we’re sorry. Barnum & Bailey’s Big Top: Ditto, we apologize. And to any other real circuses out there, we offer our heartfelt apologies for referring to the media shenanigans against President Trump and America as a “circus.”

Real circuses are entertaining, and they wrap up after a couple of hours. There’s popcorn, peanuts and trapeze ladies in skimpy outfits. The ringleader doesn’t insult your intelligence by insisting that, yes, there really were 50 clowns inside that little car and you’re a mind-controlled Manchurian voter under Putin’s spell if you don’t believe him.

On the other hand, the Russian collusion circus is boring and harmful to America, it never ends, the dumpster behind the tent is on fire, we can’t get our money back, and the biggest clowns in the show are the ringleaders.

Absolutely no one in the country will be surprised if Special Witch Hunter Robert Mueller delivers his “Preliminary Report” on Russian collusion in October 2020, right before the next election. It will be filled with vague, ominous-sounding accusations that will hint at President Trump being “Putin’s puppet” while offering no evidence.

The implication of the “Preliminary Report” will be that Mueller has the real evidence, but you can’t see it yet, so Americans should probably just all vote against Trump’s reelection. You know, to be on the safe side.

Mueller’s October Surprise – sorry, we meant to say “Preliminary Report” – will also be filled with examples of nefarious Trump associates who “lied” to the FBI. Which is a crime that only goes one way.

In just one of the latest biggest bombshells in the history of bombshells delivered by the media clowns, Paul Manafort gave a printed copy of polling data to a suspected Russian operative in 2016. And THEN… well, that’s the whole story. The media is suddenly acting as if polling data is somehow Top-Secret information. It’s treason if that falls into Russia’s hands! Just ask Nate Silver of 538, Zogby International or Rasmussen. Imagine the damage that Manafort could have done to America if he had handed the alleged Russian agent a takeout menu!

But to tell you about the even bigger bombshell from last week, we need to set the stage a little bit. In early 2018, Deputy Attorney General and former Obama classmate at Harvard Rod Rosenstein told President Trump in a meeting that he absolutely was not a target in the Mueller Special Witch Hunt investigation or in the Michael Cohen case. That was reported by Bloomberg News in April 2018.

In a separate meeting in 2018 with former House Oversight & Government Reform Committee Chairman Try Gowdy, Rosenstein told Gowdy definitively that President Trump was not a target of the FBI or the Department of Justice in any Russia investigations. Gowdy relayed that information to Fox News viewers in May 2018.

Last week, the New York Times reported that after Trump fired former FBI Director James Comey, the FBI did in fact open an investigation of Donald Trump as a possible national security threat. Keep in mind that this is totally separate from any other investigation of the president or his campaign that we’ve heard about previously.

According to the Times, it was so bewildering that Trump would fire Comey that senior Justice Department officials pondered whether Trump was directly under the control of the Kremlin and acting against American interests. Firing federal paper-pushers just isn’t done, you see. Trump must be a Manchurian plant, sent by Putin to endanger America by eliminating the one obstacle to Soviet hegemony: Former admitted communist James Comey!

And as we all know, the FBI would never open an investigation under false pretenses to undermine a perceived political threat to its Deep State secret police power. Just ask Martin Luther King or Richard Nixon!

Looking at the way that the Trump investigation was categorized by the FBI, as compared to the Hillary Clinton treason server investigation, says a lot. The FBI has four different ways that it categorizes investigations: Single subject, Multi-subject, Enterprise and Foreign Intelligence Collection. The fake Clinton investigation, in which Comey exonerated Crooked Hillary without actually even questioning her under oath, was categorized as a “Multi-Subject” investigation.

The Russian collusion investigation, sparked by Hillary’s paid-for phony Russian dossier, was categorized as an “Enterprise” investigation. We know this because of the House Intelligence Committee report, which the clown car media has diligently refused to report on since its release last year. The FBI repeatedly refers to the multiple investigations of President Trump and his associates as an “Enterprise” investigation.

What’s an “Enterprise” investigation, you ask? Great question! That’s an FBI investigation into an organized crime family, such as the Cosa Nostra, or a drug cartel.

Isn’t it fascinating that the FBI didn’t consider the investigations of the Trump campaign, supposedly colluding with spooky Russian Facebook experts and the Kremlin, to be a “Foreign Intelligence Collection” investigation? Does anyone have an explanation for this?

How did the FBI end up categorizing it as an organized crime investigation, rather than a Foreign Intelligence Collection investigation? And did the FISA court – as in Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act court – know that the investigation wasn’t considered a foreign intelligence investigation? If Trump is really under Putin’s secret mind control rays, why was the investigation treated as a mafia probe?

Speaking of circus animals that just take a dump on stage and never learn any new tricks, CNN still exists. After seven Americans were killed in major winter snowstorms over the weekend, Brian “Tater” Stelter lamented the fact that media was not focusing enough on Russia for one day. (His real nickname is Mr. Tater-Head but call him “Tater” for short on Twitter. Trust us, he loves it.)

But back to our earlier point that lying liar Rod Rosenstein lied to President Trump and lied to Congress. Why does this little putz still have a job? We’re reliably told that lying to the government is the biggest crime in the history of crimes (Thanks, Tater), so why does Rosenstein get to lie with such impunity?

Maybe the whole Russian collusion circus wouldn’t be as boring if it weren’t so transparently partisan and predictable. We want our money back.


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