Based on the rate at which the House Democrats’ coalition of kooks is disintegrating, they should begin spray-painting swastikas on each other’s office doors any day now. It’s too bad that the Republican consultants watching the Pelosi clown show can’t take any lessons away from it.
For anyone who hasn’t figured it out yet, when your political party is made up entirely of tiny fringe groups that all hate each other with deep-seated, centuries-long, machete-wielding hatreds, it will eventually fall apart spectacularly. Somali-Muslim Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) caused the Democrats to lose focus on hating white men this week, and the result was a glorious racist catfight.
Here’s what happened.
The Somali-Muslim Democrat went on Twitter to denounce the greedy hook-nosed Jews (again) for their undue influence on a large segment of Congress. This caused the Jewish Democrats and Sean Hannity to immediately decry the Somali-Muslim for her anti-Semitism and demand a House Resolution denouncing her for her awfulness and racism. When anyone says, “That be raciss!” in America, you are supposed to JUMP, so Nancy Pelosi jumped.
But then, the black church ladies in the Democrat caucus noticed that the Somali-Muslim was in trouble, so they denounced Pelosi’s denunciation as “Raciss!” and the Palestinian-Muslim Democrat joined them. At the same time, the Palestinian-Muslim Democrat filed Articles of Impeachment against President Trump – but no one noticed.
As the black church ladies were rushing in to defend the Somali-Muslim, the Congressional Hispanic Caucus sensed a weakening of Pelosi’s mojo, so they rushed to the floor to denounce Pelosi’s amnesty plan for Obama’s DACA dreamers.
The Hispanic Democrats declared Pelosi’s DACA amnesty to be “Raciss!” Why wasn’t Pelosi letting them pass a bill to declare amnesty for all 50 million illegal aliens in America? Why are the DACA dreamers so special, huh? And has anyone noticed Chuck Schumer’s nose?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn’t be reached for comment because she was hiding in a broom closet with her chief of staff to avoid Federal Election Commission investigators.
Not to be outdone, the Korean-Lesbian Caucus pounced on the opportunity to denounce all of the transgender dudes who are suddenly dominating women’s sports and winning all the trophies. The black church ladies agreed with the lesbians, but then the Somali-Muslim Democrat called the lesbians a bunch of bad names and threatened to perform genital mutilation surgery on them.
It started to go downhill from there. I laughed. I cried. It was better than “Cats!”
This is what happens when Pelosi’s coalition of kooks slips off message and forgets their unifying 2020 bumper sticker that reads, “Orange Man Bad – We Hate YT.”
Pelosi called all of her kooks into a closed-door session to try to iron out a resolution denouncing anti-Semitism, and reports indicate that it flew off the rails quickly. As of this writing, several Democrats who attended the meeting now have scratches and tufts of hair missing, and Elijah Cummings is wearing an eyepatch and a neck brace.
And the Somali-Muslim Democrat Ilhan Omar, who started the entire kerfuffle with her Jew-hating tweets, gets to edit the final version of the “Anti-Semitism Denunciation” bill. Plus, it’s all somehow President Trump’s fault.
None of this should be a surprise to anyone who’s been paying attention to our stupid immigration policies for the past five decades. Most of the minority fringe groups hate each other with a racist passion that is shocking to regular Americans when they encounter it.
The Koreans hate the Mexicans. The black church ladies hate the gays. The Muslims of every race hate the Jews and Christians. Feminists hate the trannies. The Pakistanis hate the Indians. And every minority group hates the blacks and the Jews.
These are not minor differences that people simply set aside after winning a game of Red Rover with the Border Patrol and being handed a green card or citizenship papers. These deep-seated tribal and racial hatreds are the very reason why sane countries have borders and enforce them. The signs that our nation is cracking apart due to disparate enemy racial groups fighting for power are all around us, if you simply look for them.
Check out Somali-Muslim Democrat Ilhan Omar’s home district in Minneapolis for the perfect example, just this week. Somalis in Minneapolis are calling on police to do something because Somali gangs are shooting the place up and turning it into Chicago.
Why are there multiple Somali gangs shooting the place up? Well, two reasons.
The first is that some genius looked around one of the kindest, politest majority-white states in America and decided it needed a bunch of crazed Islamic tribesmen, goat-herders and pirates from east Africa to liven the place up.
The second reason is that our immigration bureaucrat geniuses have imported thousands upon thousands of crazed Islamic tribesmen, goat-herders and pirates from east Africa who all hate each other’s tribes and all think that their individual tribe is the chosen tribe and therefore, JIHAD!
So, now the kind, polite people who originally inhabited Minnesota get to experience the joys of diversity and the sex-trafficking Somali Outlaws shooting it out with the Madhiban with Attitude gang.
Within Somalia’s caste system, the ritual-circumcision Madhiban tribe are considered the lowest of the low and are pretty much supposed to be shot on sight by any of the higher-ranking castes. They have sound reasons for this. According to the leading Somali scientists, the Madhiban were originally spawned by an evil genie that copulated with the slaves of Abyssinian women. (And you know how those Abyssinians are!)
You may not be able to tell the difference between a Somali Outlaw and a Somali Madhiban, but they can spot those genie genes a mile away.
Needless to say, no amount of police presence or declarations that “We Are All Americans” will ever be able to overcome these tribal differences, so parts of Minneapolis are being turned into no-go zones.
In other coalition of kooks’ news, Will Smith – the most famous and highest-paid black actor in American history – is being denounced by the Democrats. Smith was chosen to portray the father of Serena and Venus Williams in an upcoming biopic. But Will Smith is not black enough for the role, according to really smart people. Sure, he’s black, but he’s the wrong shade of black.
2020 candidate Cory “Spartacus” Booker made a similar argument in denouncing his fellow kook coalition opponent Kamala Harris. Booker insists that he is descended from American slaves and therefore is worthier of being president, whereas Harris is descended from elitist Jamaicans who are all born with silver spoons in their mouths. (And you know how those elitist Jamaicans are!)
Look at all the greatness that open borders, identity politics and diversity hath wrought! Nice going, globalists. Good luck sorting all of that out, Nancy! Hopefully there will be a candidate running for office in 2020 who is opposed to open borders.