Democrats are hopping mad that the Trump administration is increasingly demanding a more merit-based selection process for admitting immigrants into the country. How dare he suggest that immigrants should know how to read! That’s crazy talk!
But Democrats have their own merit-based beliefs when it comes to immigration. They just prefer a different set of merits.
While Trump believes that immigrants should be able to tie their own shoes and be able to survive in America without social security disability payments, the Democrat Party prefers immigrants with penchants for serial killing, kidnapping and raping American high school girls, and the ability to run the cheapest brothels outside of Mexico. In other words, it’s been a crazy week for the narrative.
You probably saw the massive headlines about the slayings of four men in a Manhattan homeless encampment this week. Every single story from every news outlet in America called them “Patrick Bateman-style murders,” after a character in the fictional novel and movie titled, “American Psycho.” Every single story was accompanied by a picture of Christian Bale, the actor who played the character in the movie.
The implication was clear: The victims must have been bludgeoned to death by a wealthy, white, male, Wall Street executive who bludgeoned the homeless crackheads to death with his white privilege and a metal pipe. It was a story of the white male patriarchy run wild.
But then… poof! The story disappeared.
That’s weird! Someone usually has to end up on the Clinton Death List for a sensational story like that to drop out of the headlines so quickly.
Incidentally, this is the first time I’ve mentioned crackheads in a Manhattan homeless camp this week when the story did not involve Hunter Biden.
Sure enough, the murderer was a non-white legal immigrant from Dominican Republic. Rodriguez Santos is charged with four counts of murder and one count of attempted murder. He’s a real winner.
And proving that we never deport anyone for anything in this country, Santos has previous arrests on his record for biting a stranger in public, assaulting a stranger on the Q train, shoplifting, performing a “full Joe Biden” on a 19-year-old woman on a different train and… attacking a homeless man with a metal pipe.
Since the media loves Hollywood comparisons so much, that most recent crime is what the movie industry likes to call “foreshadowing.”
Meanwhile, ICE is looking for two different illegal aliens. Luciano Trejo-Dominguez snatched a 13- to 15-year-old girl off the street in New Jersey as she was walking home from school and raped her. Joaquin Rodriguez Quiroz snatched a 16-year-old girl off the street in New York as she was walking home from school and raped her.
ICE put detainer holds on both of these fine, upstanding, vibrant immigrants. But the county jails in New Jersey and New York let them both go. They didn’t even have to post bail. The sanctuary counties just let them go, so they’re now free to continue exercising their special, merit-worthy Latin American skillsets in their local communities.
And in Goose Creek, South Carolina, police have shut down one of the cheapest brothels on the East Coast by arresting “The Chinawoman.” Maria Antonia Zavaleta-Perez, aka “The Chinawoman,” has told investigators that she smuggled her son illegally into the US two years ago after paying a $9,700 fee to a drug cartel.
She also admits that she’s incredibly generous to all the illegal alien hookers employed at her brothel. She recently raised their pay from $20 per trick to $25. This makes it a little bit easier for the illegal alien women that The Chinawoman is exploiting in the sex trade to afford the $800 per month rent that she charges for them to live at the brothel.
See! Democrats have their own set of immigration merit standards. If you don’t believe me, ask any Democrat whether they think any of these immigrants should be deported back to their home countries. Their answer will tell you everything you need to know.