FBI: “Gosh, America, it’s just too bad that this whole virus thing came along, because now it’s going to take us several years longer to release Hillary Clinton’s emails in which she did nothing wrong, by the way!”
Is it just me, or is the FBI just about as worthless and pathetic today as it was the day before President Trump fired James Comey?
Here are two salient facts that have just come to light that we’ve never seen reported anywhere before: First, the FBI actually found all 675,000 of Crooked Hillary’s emails (oops), and second, they only reviewed 3,000 of them before declaring her innocence just days before the 2016 election.
The FBI received a court order to release Hillary’s emails to Judicial Watch at long last, and it’s been slow walking the release of those emails ever since. Despite being ordered by a judge to turn the emails over, the swift-as-lightning FBI has been releasing them in batches of 500. By complying at this speed, the FBI expects to be in full compliance with the court order by the end of 2021.
If the Deep State manages to prevent Trump’s reelection this November, the really salacious and criminal emails will never see the light of day. The FBI will stop releasing the emails the moment that Joe Biden, Andrew Cuomo or Brokered Hillary 2.0 “wins” the election on November 3.
I was surprised to learn that the FBI didn’t just find “some” of Hillary’s missing emails, which was what James Comey told Congress right before the 2016 election. Convicted child predator Anthony Weiner had all of Hillary’s emails on his laptop for some reason. Weiner, you’ll remember, was married to suspected Muslim Brotherhood operative Huma Abedin, who was Hillary Clinton’s… personal servant (?).
The “some” emails that James Comey testified about under oath included every electronic message that Hillary ever sent on her illegal server. This means Comey was actually able to recover the 30,000 emails that got Bleach Bitted when Hillary wiped her server. You know, like, with a cloth.
It also included the tens of thousands of emails that Hillary sent on her Blackberry device, which the FBI had never recovered during its “exhaustive” investigation before Comey cleared Hillary the first time, in July of 2016.
Weiner’s laptop even had all of Hillary’s emails from her first two months as Obama’s Secretary of State, which was another batch of emails that the FBI never recovered from any source.
But wait, there was more!
The Weiner laptop also had all of Hillary’s Clinton Foundation emails on it. Nothing to see there!
In addition, the Weiner laptop had all of Huma Abedin’s emails on it. People frequently used Abedin as the go-between and emailed her as Hillary’s proxy when they allegedly needed to conduct pay-for-play business between the Clinton Foundation and the Obama administration’s State Department.
Plus, the Weiner laptop had all of Barack Obama’s emails that he sent to Hillary – on her secret, illegal bathroom closet server – while using an alias (I wonder if it was Pierre Defecto? Not to be confused with Pierre Delecto, of course).
James Comey testified to Congress that he had agents working around the clock to review Hillary’s emails in the days before the 2016 election, but they “didn’t find anything relevant or new.” But it turns out, the FBI only obtained a search warrant to look through the Clinton emails that it had already reviewed. Agents did not obtain a warrant to look through the tens of thousands of Blackberry messages, the messages from her first two months on the job, or the Clinton Foundation emails to see if there was any crossover between Clinton Foundation business, Bill and Hillary’s speeches, and State Department business.
Instead, the FBI obtained a warrant to examine a narrow slice of 3,000 of the 675,000 emails that it knew was on the Weiner laptop. The FBI knew that the laptop had all 675,000 emails on it because NYPD officers found them.
And by the way, those hardened veteran child pornography investigators on the NYPD had to run out of the room and vomit when they saw some of the contents of the Clinton emails. Not that there was anything illegal there!
But now that the Chinese virus has come along, the FBI has announced that it will take much longer to comply with the court order and finally release the Clinton emails. Hillary may have lost the election in 2016, but it sure feels like “her people” are still running the FBI.
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