With the release of new internal documents proving that Google has squadrons of progressives manually censoring its search feeds, we thought it would be a good idea for Google’s foreign-born team of communist immigrant executives to learn exactly who they’re messing with.
Spoiler alert: Real Americans get testy when you rig our elections. We don’t mind losing fair-and-square, but if you plan to put your finger on the scale, we’re not too shy to regulate with pitchforks, torches and dynamite.
As a primer to learn just how far real Americans are willing to go to protect the integrity of our sacred vote, Google’s Brahmin execs should search “McMinn County War,” sometimes referred to as the “Battle of Athens.”
Back in the 1930s, a pack of truly corrupt Democrats were elected in McMinn County, Tennessee. Picture Tony Soprano as a county sheriff, because it was pretty much like that but without a sense of humor. The Democrats under the watchful money-grubbing eyes of a Democrat sheriff were running illegal gambling dens and whorehouses.
Sheriff’s deputies were paid on a commission basis for writing tickets – so the more tickets they wrote, the bigger their monthly salaries were. This led to creative policing methods like pulling over busloads of tourists and citing all of them for “public drunkenness,” “colluding with Russia” and other made-up crimes.
While the Democrats were busy turning McMinn County, Tennessee into their own personal criminal playground, the real American men were out of town fighting Hitler. But then they came home… and many of them were now hardened combat veterans who understood what it means to fight for freedom, justice and elections in which Democrats are not allowed to cheat.
The veterans were disgusted to learn how badly the Democrat mafia had run their community into the ground, so they ran a slate of GI candidates to oppose the crooks in the 1946 election. Democrat shenanigans on election day caused things to… get a little bit out of hand, shall we say?
For example, when an elderly black farmer tried to cast in his ballot that afternoon, a Democrat deputy turned him away. When the black farmer and a GI poll watcher both objected, the Democrat deputy punched the black farmer with a set of brass knuckles and shot him in the back as he tried to run away.
When early results showed the GIs whipping the corrupt Democrats by a 3-to-1 vote margin, the dirty sheriff had his deputies close down the busiest polling place in the county and seized all the ballot boxes. They took the ballot boxes back to the county jail, locked themselves inside and proceeded to start marking the ballots with unanimous votes for Democrats.
The GIs were furious, because they had just fought a war overseas to dethrone several dictators, only to come home and find dictators who share the exact same political ideology rigging elections right here in America. In response, they broke into the nearby National Guard Armory, geared up with Enfield rifles and bandoleers of ammunition, and laid siege to the county jail.
The ensuing gunfight lasted for several hours. The corrupt Democrats finally surrendered when the GIs dynamited the sheriff’s car and the front door of the jail. After the ballots were counted by a neutral third party, sure enough, the GI candidates had won the election fair and square.
Just so you’re clear on this, Google executives: Just because no one around you in Silicon Valley takes our sacred vote seriously doesn’t mean that real Americans will put up with much more of your crap.
It’s now clear from the newly-leaked internal documents that Google CEO Sundar Pichai lied to Congress when he said that Google’s “algorithms” are 100% responsible for Google and YouTube search results. He declared that no humans whatsoever manipulate or tamper with the holy algorithmic search results. Your lying eyes are wrong, heathen American dogs!
But lo and behold, Google actually has huge teams of humans who manually curate, manipulate and fudge search results. People searching for pro-life videos on YouTube were directed to pro-abortion videos. Google search results led people to believe that Maxine Waters is wildly popular and not at all corrupt, and that Nancy Pelosi’s brother was never put on trial for child rape.
The problems are much worse than putting glowing halos on crooked Democrats, though. According to research psychologist Robert Epstein, Google fudged search results on Election Day in 2018 and shifted a minimum of 800,000 votes, and potentially as many as 4.6 MILLION votes as a result. How did it do this?
Google pretty much knows whether you are a Democrat, or a Republican, based on your search history and viewing habits. Just like Facebook, they place a political label on you. On Election Day, the “algorithms” had a pop-up appear for Democrats when they navigated to Google which asked whether they had remembered to vote. Republicans received no such notification. That shifted as many as 4.6 million votes on Election Day and gave America “Speaker Nancy Pelosi.”
We’re starting to suspect that Google CEO Sundar Pichai, Chief Business Officer Nikesh Arora, Senior Vice President Amit Singhal, former Senior Vice President Vivek Gundotra, Principal Scientist Krishna Bharat, Head Researcher Lalitesh Katragadda, and Senior Product Manager Manik Gupta don’t really appreciate American values.
How could that be? Is there some common thread between almost all of Google’s top executives that could give us a clue as to why they don’t seem to act very “American?” After all, every good person knows that immigrants are more American than we Americans. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says so!
Google has destroyed the integrity of America’s next presidential election already. Knowing what we now know about Google’s manipulation, mind control and attempted technological wizardry against the American populace… would you EVER accept the election results if a Democrat should happen to win the White House in 2020? No sane person could.
The Senate is about to confirm the Trump administration’s new Attorney General. His first act, once he’s confirmed, should be to kick the front door down at Google headquarters and start confiscating servers and hard drives in an anti-trust case. Our sacred vote is at stake. If the new Attorney General doesn’t do this, well… real Americans have other means of securing our elections.
