Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg must be in extremely poor health after her latest bout with cancer. Why else would the mainstream media suddenly be paying so much attention to Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s private parts once again?
If Ginsburg is just about done with her time on earth, that means President Donald Trump will be able to further cement his conservative lockdown on the Supreme Court – the one branch of the federal government that liberals use most often to trample the Constitution. They need an excuse to impeach Brett Kavanaugh in hopes of staving off their doom.
The latest fake news “bombshell” comes from the New York Times. The Times has published a story about Kavanaugh’s time at Yale in the 1980s. This story is such outlandish fake news that it could only be believed by a person suffering from advanced-stage Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The Times has drug up a witness who claims that he saw this happen at Yale in the 1980s: A group of Brett Kavanaugh’s friends pushed Brett Kavanaugh’s… ahem… “Junior Partner” into the hand of a woman who was passed-out drunk at a party.
I told you it was stupid.
Before I descend into cracking jokes that my editors will have to circumcise, here is some of the backstory to this fake news accusation against an honorable Supreme Court Justice. As if we didn’t just go through this a year ago during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings in the Senate.
First, the two writers at the New York Times have a book about Brett Kavanaugh coming out. The curious timing of this fake news accusation is obviously intended to lure people who hate Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh into buying a copy of the book, so they can learn the real, lurid, “inside story” about “sexual predator” Brett Kavanaugh using his white privilege to rape everyone.
Second, who is the sole witness to this alleged… whatever it was. I don’t even know what to call this story. Even if it happened exactly as described, it wasn’t a sexual assault and Brett Kavanaugh didn’t actually do anything. His friends pushed his… ahem… “Junior Partner” into a woman’s hand? So… his friends sort of assaulted him and sort of assaulted the woman, but… I mean, what is this?!
Anyway, the sole witness to this whatever-it-was just so happens to be Hillary Clinton’s lawyer. You can’t even make this stuff up.
Max Stier, who was a classmate of Kavanaugh’s at Yale, served as Hillary Clinton’s personal attorney while Bill was being impeached.
According to Open Secrets, Max Stier has made two political donations during his adult life: One to the 2007 Barack Obama for president campaign, and one to the DNC. His political leanings are no mystery.
But in the New York Times smear job against Brett Kavanaugh, Stier is only described as the director of a DC-area nonprofit organization. They left out the small details that Stier is a Democrat Party/Obama donor and that he worked as Hillary Clinton’s personal attorney. No biggie. Sounds like a totally credible witness to the New York Times.
Oh, and the New York Times did leave out one additional teensy-tiny, minor, inconsequential fact that has led to the paper being forced to issue a correction to this latest fake news tale about Brett Kavanaugh’s “Junior Partner.”
The woman who was supposedly passed-out drunk says that it never happened. She also refused to be interviewed for the story by the news dorks at the Times. Everyone in Hollywood and every Democrat in Congress is calling for Brett Kavanaugh to be impeached over this story. And yet the “victim” in the story says it never happened and the sole witness to the incident was Hillary Clinton’s lawyer. Oopsie.
Justice Kavanaugh needs to hire a lawyer and sue the pants off the New York Times at this point. Sue them until blood comes out of their whatever. Sue them until the Times is forced to sell the building and every single reporter is out on the street holding up a “Will Write Fake News for Food” placard.
If Kavanaugh doesn’t punish them for this fake news smear, they’ll never learn. And just imagine – this is only going to get worse when Trump announces the replacement for Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
