Militant Vegan Cory Booker Can’t Win – He Doesn’t Hate White People Enough

One of the scientific facts about heavy marijuana use that you don’t see repeated very often these days is that the drug emotionally stunts its users. If someone starts smoking a lot of dope when they’re 14 years old, they get emotionally stuck at age 14 for the rest of their lives.

You’ve probably worked with that guy. His fourth marriage lasted all of two weeks, he constantly gets in shouting matches with everyone around him and he basically acts like a child and makes everyone around him miserable. If you ever stop by his house, it’s almost a guarantee that he’ll have a bong sitting right there on his coffee table.

Maybe this dumbing-down of an individual’s brain and emotions explains the crop of doofuses running for president as Democrats in 2020.

How else would you account for Cory Booker’s campaign? The 49-year-old “bachelor” has embarked on an epic journey to try to become America’s second black president. You might think that “Spartacus” Booker’s recent humiliation at the Brett Kavanaugh hearings would cause him to hide underground and spend a few years rehabilitating his public image. But that would require Democrats to have a shame gene.

Before I get into my biggest “beef” (heheh) with Booker, what’s with that video of him dancing around with a Rabbi on his back at a party? I can’t un-see that… and now, neither can you!

It’s not supposed to be polite to pick on people for their religion, but you need to know that Cory Booker is one of those militant vegans. He won’t drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of fish. He wouldn’t be caught dead engaging in the toxically masculine pastime of barbecuing some ribs in his back yard. Not that he has a back yard, because back yards are probably bad for the environment in his weirdo religion.

There’s an actual publication called VegNews that interviewed Booker about his religious dedication to never eating meat. Vegetarian publications like VegNews like to interview celebrity converts to try to get new kids to think they’re cool, much like Scientologists trotting out Tom Cruise and John Travolta all the time.

Booker shared his testimony with VegNews: “I remember my last non-vegan meal was Election Day, November 2014.” (If he can remember the exact day when he last ate delicious meat-based protein all these years later, maybe it wasn’t such a great life decision?)

“Oh my gosh, I will never go back to eating meat.” (Politicians always lie.)

Proving that veganism is in fact a religion, Cory Booker wants to convert the entire world to his flavorless soy faith. And like all of the other silly non-American religions, from the Vikings to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s global warming wacko-ism, Booker’s militant veganism has its own end-of-the-world scenario if you don’t convert right now.

Booker says that Mama Gaia will come to a total end if Africa and Asia adopt American meat-eating sinfulness.

“The tragic reality is this planet simply can’t sustain billions of people consuming industrially produced animal agriculture because of environmental impact. It’s just not possible, as China, as Africa move toward consuming meat the same way America does… because we just don’t have enough land.” Ragnarok!

Booker was so excited about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s plan to eliminate cow farts that he practically shoved Komodo Harris out of the way to be the first to endorse the plan. The New Jersey Senator likely understands that in order to eliminate all cow farts, you have to eliminate all cows – so the plan was doubly attractive to the meat-hating soy-boy. What Booker doesn’t realize is that we Americans already have a term for people who want to live in a world where bacon-wrapped steaks don’t exist:

Al Qaeda.

All kidding aside, Cory Booker has an Achilles’ heel that he will simply be unable to overcome in the 2020 race. This is the most honest assessment of Booker’s main weakness that you will ever hear, guaranteed: He cannot win the Democrat nomination because he doesn’t hate white people enough.

The Democrat Party is now a loosely cobbled-together coalition of fringe groups that all hate each other. From the transgenders to the black church ladies to the lesbian feminists to the La Raza activists – they all hate each other with the white-hot rage of 10,000 suns. The only way that the Democrats can hold together as an entity is if Pelosi and the other leaders of the party keep them all focused on a common enemy, so they won’t fall on each other with long knives. That common enemy is white people.

Here are some choice quotes from some of the other doofus racists vying for the Democrat mantle in 2020:

“Let’s just start with the hard truth about our criminal justice system: It’s racist.” – Elizabeth Warren

“Resistance (to the ickiest white man of all, Donald Trump) is female, intersectional and powered by our belief in one another.” – Kirsten Gillibrand

Bernie Sanders praised Black Lives Matter for fighting a criminal justice system “that was racist and that criminalized poverty.”

“I don’t know if my advocacy for the heavily African American community of Flint alienated white voters in other parts of Michigan, but it certainly didn’t seem to help.” – Crooked Hillary (She hasn’t officially announced that she’s running in 2020 yet, but I think we all suspect she will try to jump in at some point.)

“On average, Black women in this country make only 63 cents relative to every dollar white men are paid.” – Komodo Harris

In a separate interview, when Komodo Harris was asked whether she is in favor of reparations for slavery, she replied, “Yes I am, yes I am.”

Cory Booker really, really hates meat and he was the first to join Ocasio-Cortez’s posse to hunt down all the cow farts. But you really never see him jumping on the “I hate all white people” bandwagon. At least not yet. That’s going to severely hamstring him in 2020, because the SJWs of the Democrat Party’s base will be holding every candidate up to that litmus test. Plus, a candidate who will likely break down and cry when President Trump eats a taco bowl, doesn’t stand a chance in 2020.


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