Has the Joementum blasted your eyebrows off? Has the scent of the Kamalamania wafting on the winds of change caused your heart to burst? If that hasn’t happened yet, it will soon. Because the first-ever 2020 all-virtual online DNC National Convention is about to blow up the internet tubes! We realize that you probably might … Continue reading “DNC Convention Day 1: Wasserman-Schultz Accused of Assaulting a Climate Kid”

Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are panicking right now. The coronavirus continues to recede. The economy is bouncing back faster than anyone dreamed. Joe Biden continues to slip in the polls and President Trump is enjoying some of his highest approval ratings ever. All of this is happening with just over 70 days left until … Continue reading “Debunking Nancy Pelosi’s Crazy Post Office Conspiracy Theories”

The Russian collusion coup attempt of 2016-17 was just as historically significant as the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, with one obvious exception. The Obamagate co-conspirators were too incompetent to pull it off. Despite the seriousness of this treasonous attempt to alter the course of American history, by removing a sitting president through unlawful means, the … Continue reading “Bill Barr Finally Arrested Someone and the Media is Still a Pile of Hot Garbage”

Pastor John MacArthur, an 81-year-old preacher in Los Angeles County, welcomed a big crowd to “the Grace Community Church peaceful protest” on Sunday morning. The unmasked preacher received thunderous applause from the hundreds of Christians in attendance at the service. The Governor of California Gavin Newsom, a.k.a. Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew, hates John MacArthur and is … Continue reading “Church Sues California for Violating First Amendment Rights”

CNN reported in June that national poll numbers showed that President Trump’s chance of winning a second term was unlikely if not impossible. Citing a national poll from Gallup, CNN’s Harry Einstein wrote, “The average president has seen his approval rating shift by just 3 points from now until the election. That would only get … Continue reading “Poll Shows Trump’s Approval Rating Soaring, Higher than Obama’s at Same Time”

Oh, look, the rules have suddenly changed again now that it will benefit the Democrats. Isn’t it convenient that laws, rules, regulations, norms, politeness, civility and other standards that we used to observe in America now only apply when they can be used to either a) bludgeon Republicans over the head, or b) benefit the … Continue reading “Media Announces Kamala Harris Pick, Immediately Requires Return to Civility”

China is shipping tens of thousands of highly sophisticated, counterfeit driver licenses into the United States as we are less than three months out from a national election. The counterfeiting from China is out of control at this point. Yet with every utterance from the Deep State, the media and the Democrat Party, our democracy … Continue reading “Thousands of Fake IDs Shipped Here from China Ahead of Election – Media Says It Must Be Putin!”

As New York City faces a $30 billion shortfall, the state’s top two political leaders have vastly different ideas about how to stop the bleeding. Governor Andrew Cuomo is begging wealthy New Yorkers to return after high taxes and rising violence caused a massive wealth flight. The mayor of the Big Apple, Bill de Blasio, … Continue reading “Wealth Flight: Gov. Cuomo Pleads with Rich to Come Back to New York”

Former Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) turned out to be a huge sellout to patriotic nationalist Americans, but he did give a few good quotes during his time in office. One of his best quotes was delivered when Gowdy was arguing against the way that Democrats were undermining the rule of law through Obama’s DACA executive … Continue reading “Great Job, Democrats: You’ve Made Trump Emperor for Life!”

As added proof that mail-in voting is perfectly safe and the smartest possible way to hold an election, the American Postal Worker’s Union has endorsed Joe Biden for president in 2020. The union, which represents the USPS employees in every town in America, issued a blistering, potty-mouthed condemnation of President Donald Trump in announcing its … Continue reading “Study: Grown-up Countries Don’t Use Mail-In Voting for National Elections”