We’re still about three weeks out from the Democrat 2020 Convention at which Joe Biden will presumably accept the nomination this year. For a man in Biden’s condition – that’s an eternity. If Biden doesn’t make it that long or if he finally steps aside, it will automatically default to a brokered convention under the DNC rules. Hillary Clinton controls 9 of the 16 votes on the DNC Board of Directors, so she’s practically a shoo-in if Biden falls and breaks a hip between now and then. But in the meantime, please – pretty please – can we keep Joe Biden talking?
America needs to hear from Joe Biden, now more than ever! Don’t get me wrong; no one should be required to sit through an entire event during which Joe Biden talks and talks and talks. But the highlight reels from any Joe Biden appearance these days… Holy smokes! Those clips are amazing! The man is a walking Trump campaign ad generator!
A couple of weeks ago, Biden bragged to an interviewer that he is “constantly tested” for his cognitive abilities. Which seems kind of strange when you think about it. If Joe Biden is truly as fit as the proverbial fiddle, as all of the lying hot garbage Enemy of the People media keep reassuring us – then why are his cognitive abilities being tested “constantly?”
Dementia is a progression. It doesn’t just sneak up on a person overnight and they suddenly have dementia. So… constant testing doesn’t really make sense. Once every few months should be sufficient, assuming that everything is okay. Constant testing would only be done if someone was getting really, really nervous about your mental condition.
Anyway, that was all apparently a lie, because Joe Biden changed his tune when a black, British-born reporter from CBS News asked him this week if he has taken a cognitive test.
Here’s how Biden responded:
“No, I haven’t taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man!”
Just as a side note, Biden’s handlers were not on their toes during this interview with the CBS reporter. Normally, any time Joe Biden says, “Come on, man,” that is the Bat Signal to Biden’s handlers that it’s time to yank the power cord out of his computer and shut off the Skype connection. That strategy has already saved their bacon a couple of times this summer.
But Biden’s handlers dropped the ball this time. After Biden uttered his signature “Come on, man!” – they amazingly allowed him to keep speaking! Thank you, universe!
Biden continued:
“That’s like saying to you, before you got on this program if you had taken a test were you taking cocaine or not. What do you think, huh? Are you a junkie?”
Is it my birthday or something? Has Christmas come early this year?!
I can’t believe I’m fortunate enough to live in a time when Hunter Biden’s dad accuses a black news anchor of being a junkie! I mean, seriously?! What did I do to be so blessed?
That was a disaster, to put it mildly. Earlier this year, any time Biden would utter one of his zingers like that, his campaign handlers shut the power off in his basement and didn’t allow him online again for at least a week. They have to feed him lots of applesauce and try to get him to refocus.
But not this time! They must be getting nervous about the internal poll numbers they’ve seen, because Biden’s handlers allowed him to speak again. Somebody pinch me!
During an interview with Yahoo News about how he’s going to engage with Hispanic voters this year (a web interview that 139 excited “No Malarkey” fans tuned in to watch live), Biden declared:
“What you all know, but most people don’t know – Unlike the African American community with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things!”
Kanye West should run that clip on a 24/7 loop if he ever puts up a campaign website. According to Joe Biden, there is no diversity in the black community. They do not have incredibly different attitudes about different things. They’re all pretty much the same, with notable exceptions.
I’m guessing that one of the exceptions Biden was thinking about was probably that “clean, articulate young black guy” Barack Obama. Or maybe the exceptions are the black voters to whom Biden has declared, “You ain’t black!”
A lot can still happen between now and Donald Trump’s reelection on November 3. But one thing that I definitely want to see more of: Please, please keep Joe Biden talking!
