You really have to hand it to liberals. Once they latch onto an insane conspiracy theory, they will never let it go, no matter how much factual evidence you put in front of their faces. Whether you’re talking about global warming, Darwin’s theory of evolution or Russian collusion, or the ideas that slavery is good for the economy and socialism will work next time, the Democrats are true believers. Their faith is unshakeable!
The obvious danger in this is that Democrats are emotionally and mentally no different than small children who believe in Santa Claus, and therefore should be kept as far away from the reins of power as possible. The Russian collusion witch hunt, which now feels like it has been going on since the Catholic church started sending out actual witch hunters across Europe in the 15th century, is only the latest fairy tale that liberals can never, ever be dissuaded from believing. Evidence will be uncovered any day now!
There has been a near-total blackout in the American media of the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s witch hunt against the president completely fell apart back in April of 2018. Mueller’s star witness in the Russian collusion case fled the country that month after he was publicly outed as a convicted pederast who had done jail time for raping numerous 10-year-old boys and possessing child porn. If this sounds vaguely familiar to you, it means you either read British newspapers on occasion or you listen to Infowars – because those are the only media outlets that granted the story any major coverage.
Here’s how Mueller had planned to stitch together the Russian collusion case before it all fell apart. When Erik Prince, the founder of Blackwater, testified before Congress last year, he stated that he had a chance encounter with a Russian financier while he was in Seychelles to discuss a business deal with some United Arab Emirates (UAE) officials. Prince testified that he was having a beer when he was introduced to a Russian wealth fund CEO named Kirill Dmitriev.
Stop snoring, everyone! This is important stuff.
It’s also important to note that this first-time and only meeting between Prince and Dmitriev happened after the election in 2016 (so if it was “collusion” of some sort, it had nothing to do with Crooked Hillary being rejected by the American voters).
Fast forward to 2018 when a Lebanese-American businessman named George Nader, who introduced Prince to Dmitriev in Seychelles, flew back to America from one of his numerous business trips overseas. Mueller’s investigators scooped Nader up at the airport, seized his electronic devices and offered him immunity if he’d agree to testify against Erik Prince.
Immunity for what? We’ll get to that in a moment.
Nader proceeded to submit to seven interviews with Mueller’s witch hunters, claiming that he had set the meeting up between Prince and Dmitriev ahead of time and Prince knew all about it. According to Nader, the meeting wasn’t a chance encounter at all – and therefore, Mueller had nailed Eric Prince on one count of perjury!
Don’t you get it? Erik Prince is the brother of President Trump’s Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos. It’s right there! Russian collusion! A wealthy American businessman who is related to a Trump cabinet member had a meeting with a wealthy Russian businessman, so it’s Russian collusion that Trump knew all about! Guilty as charged!
What? Why is everyone laughing?
Come to think of it, it does sort of sound like the only thing Mueller had was a possible perjury charge against someone tangentially connected to the Trump administration. And that’s about it for a $20 million investigation.
Here’s the kicker to the story. During the whole time when the mainstream media was reporting that Mueller had a star witness – George Nader – who was going to be the undoing of President Trump and impeachment is coming HALLELUJAH! – No one at any news organization bothered to look into George Nader’s background.
As reported by the Daily Mail in London and on Infowars (original credit goes to independent journalist and filmmaker Mike Cernovich), George Nader has been convicted on charges of child porn and raping 10-year-old boys in the United States and the Czech Republic. Now we can guess why Mueller granted Nader immunity after he seized his electronic devices.
When he was publicly revealed to be a pedophile, Mueller’s star witness hopped on a plane and fled the country. Nader is now believed to be hiding out in the UAE.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! The closest Robert Mueller has come to “proving” Russian collusion was based on the word of a foreign-born pedophile who was possibly trying to keep himself out of jail for additional crimes against children. Nader is not exactly what they like to refer to as a “reliable witness” in the criminal justice system.
And even if Nader had not fled the country, the best that he could offer to the entire investigation was a possible perjury charge against a guy who is related to a member of Trump’s cabinet. Despite Mueller’s witch hunt looking more and more like a circus act every day, liberals absolutely believe in their hearts that the whole “Russian collusion” thing happened.
They toss out the word “treason” on a daily basis – when they’re not tossing out the words “racist” or “white nationalist” to describe President Trump and his supporters. For a political party that assured us that Alex Jones should be taken off the internet because he talks about conspiracy theories, the Democrats sure do like to cling to their own crackpot ideas. Up next on CNN – How Vladimir Putin controls the NRA!
Everyone from Robert Mueller to the equally credible Buzzfeed has been trying to pin Russian collusion – which isn’t even a crime described in US federal statutes – on the President of the United States. This shouldn’t surprise us. The global warming apocalypse that Democrats have been prophesying about for 30 years still hasn’t happened. But now that it’s hot outside once again (this being August), here they come with their hockey stick graphs and their sanctimonious condemnation of cow farts and light bulbs.
Nothing will ever convince them that “Russian collusion” didn’t take place. Our best bet at this point is just to keep them out of power in November, so they won’t be able to do any further damage to America.
