The Washington, DC bureaus of MSNBC, C-Span and Fox News Sunday had to be evacuated over the weekend after a fire broke out. CNN reported that anonymous sources had spotted Donald Trump Jr. lurking behind the building with a can of gasoline and some matches, but later had to retract the story completely. While firemen are still attempting to figure out the exact cause of the blaze, early indications show that every reporter and anchor in the building at the time had pants that were on fire.
A more introspective sort of person might wonder if God perhaps wants you to stop lying to your viewers with your every breath, after your workplace suddenly burns to the ground. But then, looking in a mirror is not something the already-rock-bottom enemy of the people media is ready to do yet.
Buzzfeed kicked off the big media crash-and-burn for last week, with a fake news extravaganza that will be hard to top for… well, probably until tomorrow or Friday. It was a bombshell! The beginning of the end! The walls are closing in on Trump! Impeachment bells are ringing! (Wait, do we have impeachment bells?)
The intrepid fake newsers at Buzzfeed published a report filled with “anonymous sources” who claimed that Special Witch Hunter Robert Mueller has evidence – piles and piles of text messages, emails, phone conversations, photographs, who knows what else. And that evidence proved, according to Buzzfeed’s anonymous sources, that President Donald Trump instructed sad sack attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress. That’s right. The President of the United States suborned perjury by telling Michael Cohen to lie about a potential Trump Tower deal in Moscow.
This was the grounds for impeachment that the media have been slobbering for, for the past two years. At long last, Nancy Pelosi can be installed in the Oval Office temporarily, until a team of engineers has enough time to lube Hillary Clinton’s exoskeleton and wheel her into her rightful place on the throne. Democrats could have their sweet, sweet revenge on Republicans for impeaching Bill Clinton.
For those who don’t remember, Clinton was impeached for actually suborning perjury when he instructed several women to lie to the Special Counsel, in order to avoid having to testify in a sexual harassment lawsuit that he had shown his tinkle parts to a female employee and told her to “Kiss it.”
Thanks to the heroes at Buzzfeed, a good time was being had by all in the media. Their report set off a frenzy. In a 24-hour timespan, CNN and MSNBC gleefully used the words “impeach” and “impeachment” nearly 200 times on air. Every news program threw out whatever it had been planning in order to jump into the impeachment orgy.
You literally could not turn on the television without being blasted with the message that the end of the Trump presidency was imminent. They could not contain their ecstasy because Mueller was about to rid them of this meddlesome president that they hate so very, very much.
Too bad for the media it was 100% certified-lean fake news.
If there’s one thing we should have learned by now, it’s that every single time when the Trump-hating media claims to have the final nail in Trump’s coffin in its possession, all you have to do is wait a day to learn that their hand is actually empty.
Buzzfeed’s report on Trump suborning perjury wasn’t just wrong. It was so wrong that Special Witch Hunter Robert Mueller’s office issued a rare statement debunking it. After listening to the media impeachment hysterics for a full day, Mueller’s office blew the story completely out of the water. It was total, irredeemable fake news. Not a word of it was true.
Here’s a thought: When the guy that you’re rooting for has to stop and call you a pants-on-fire liar, maybe it’s time to dial down the lying a bit, media? Perhaps? Just a ‘lil itty bit?
Real Americans are approaching this with the proper level of gravity: By pointing and laughing at the fake news media once again. Meanwhile, the media outlets are all blaming Buzzfeed because their fake report somehow forced CNN, MSNBC, NPR, CBS News, ABC News, Et Cetera News to rant and rave about impeachment for an entire day.
Chuck Todd had a meltdown on “Meet the Press” because Americans are now painting everyone in the media with the Buzzfeed brush. Todd lashed out at media critics for trying to tar all of the fake news outlets, as if Buzzfeed is the one bad apple in this incident. Wow, that’s rich!
Let’s see if we have the rules straight here, Chuck Todd.
When a Muslim shoots up a nightclub, all peaceful American gun owners are at fault and all guns need to be banned – even though no gun owners are copying the Muslim.
If you wear a Make American Great Again hat, you are racist against brown people – even though most Americans have never even seen an overt racist (aside from the Democrat primary presidential debates every 4 years).
But when the entire mainstream media copies Buzzfeed word for word on a fake news story, we’re just supposed to blame Buzzfeed and not the rest of the media?
Hahahahahahaha!
Even though the entire mainstream media called for impeachment over a Mike Flynn story that turned out to be fake news, a Deutsch Bank story about the Trump organization that turned out to be fake news, the Donald Trump Jr. story where he met directly and coordinated with Wikileaks turned out to be fake news and so on. And let’s not forget the time when McClatchy in DC took time out from its daily calls to the FBI to accuse American Liberty Planet of being Russian agents so that they could print a fake story about Michael Cohen’s fake trip to Prague that never happened.
The problem we have in America is not an absence of freedom of the press. Our problem is that we don’t have a press. All we have is globalist Democrat Party political operatives.
And of course, there’s no accountability for any of this. No one will get fired. Sure, one of the Buzzfeed reporters might get “fired,” but he’ll just make a lateral move to the Huffington Post or some other leftwing outlet. His career won’t be over.
The enemy of the people media is shocked – shocked! – to learn that Americans all blame them collectively after years of blatant hatred for the president we elected.
To the treason weasels in the fake news media: We don’t care what you have to say any longer. We know you’re lying, so we just don’t care anymore. Keep it up and we will keep laughing and pointing for the next few years as you continue suffering layoffs and struggle to figure out why it’s happening to you.
