Is the entire 2020 Biden-Harris campaign just a gigantic prank on the American people? Have the Democrats just thrown in the towel completely and since they know they’re going to lose badly in November, and now they’ve resorted to playing some sort of weird trick on us?
Biden’s handlers aren’t keeping him completely confined to the basement as many of us predicted they would. They’re holding these sham events where they trot Joe out in public to read some scripted remarks. But Joe is so far gone that he can’t stay “on script,” and the result is that every single day we’re treated to a brand new, bizarre, “What just happened?” moment courtesy of Joe.
Biden’s Florida trip was a disaster. He showed up unannounced at a Cuban-owned restaurant, where the owner is a die-hard Trump supporter. The owner was infuriated that Biden’s Secret Service agents and handlers interrupted the day’s work without any prior warning. Great going, Biden. Not like the restaurant industry is suffering due to the pointless months-long lockdowns that they just went through. Just show up any time and drive more customers away!
At his big “Hispanic outreach” event, Biden pulled out his phone and started playing Justin Bieber’s song “Despacito.” Is anyone at the Biden campaign actually awake?
Here’s the chorus of the song “Despacito,” translated into English:
“I want to breathe your neck slowly,
Let me tell you things in your ears,
So that you remember when you’re not with me.”
Great going, Biden campaign! People were starting to forget that Joe Biden had that nasty habit of slowly breathing in the necks of uncooperative women and children and whispering in their ears. Biden bobbed his head up and down to the music while displaying that sad, I’ve-just-had-a-stroke-recently smile. Thank you for reminding us all of why one of his nicknames is Creepy Joe!
I haven’t checked the rest of the lyrics. Does anyone know if the song has any lines about Tara Reade or dark Senate hallways? In case the moment wasn’t cringe-worthy enough. This shouldn’t surprise us though, coming from the party that referred to its 2016 Hispanic outreach program as “Operation Taco Bowl.”
In his next public event, Joe Biden did something that no presidential candidate from any party in the history of the United States has ever done. He started talking about necrophilia. No, really! That just happened! You cannot make this stuff up.
Biden told a bizarre, rambling story about a “veteran” who was driving down the road and saw a woman walking her dog. According to Biden, the veteran ran the woman and the dog over. Then, the veteran tossed the body of the woman into his pickup truck, drove her out to a sand pile and molested her, then dropped her dead body off somewhere else before turning himself in to police. Joe’s sign language interpreter had fun with that one!
Then, Joe rambles for a bit and tells everyone that we have to “end the stigma *mumble mumble*.”
Stigma for what?!
Who wrote this speech? How is this happening in a presidential campaign? What’s next for the Biden campaign? Will he tell us about how he sat down with his grandkids to watch that great new Netflix movie “Cuties?”
Exhausted after two whole campaign appearances in a row, in just one state, Joe Biden is once again quarantined in his basement in Delaware. His wife, who we are required by law to now refer to as DOCTOR Jill Biden, is campaigning for the pervy crustacean in New Hampshire.
After her speech with some local politician, Dr. Biden waved as a Joe Biden car parade took off down the street. The vehicles were waving Biden 2020 flags and had phrases like “Vote!” soaped on the sides of them. Dr. Biden didn’t have to wave very long, because the car parade had only three vehicles in it. Three!
Meanwhile, Trump supporters in Laredo, TX held an impromptu Trump car parade the day before that. There were around 7,000 cars in that unscripted event – and Trump wasn’t even in Laredo!
On one side, we have unbridled grassroots enthusiasm for a candidate. On the other side of the ballot, we have a guy playing songs about sniffing women’s necks and telling stories about necrophilia –a guy who has almost no visible support for his campaign whatsoever. And that’s the guy who is supposedly ahead in all the polls?