If you watched that big sportsball event over the weekend, you might be under the impression that the Trump-supporting Tom Brady is one of the greatest athletes in all of American history. But you’d be wrong! The MAGA-hatted champ Brady is getting pretty long in the tooth, and it shows. Especially when you compare him to America’s vigorous new Hermit King – President Biden!
Our new Oval Office occupier is such an amazing specimen of physical and mental health that he’s set a new world record for executive orders. How many EOs are we up to now, the low 200s? And by the way, how’s he slamming these executive orders through the system so quickly?
Before we get to that, I think we should all acknowledge what a relief it is to America to once again have a religious and faithful leader of faithiness and religiosity in the White House. Good ol’ Joe Biden! He’s at church every single week, bless his heart! Sitting there faithfully in a pew, listening attentively to Mass and praying for the hearts and souls of all Americans. Just like any good leader would!
At least… that’s the story that Biden’s communications flunkies now want us all to believe. Remember how the media colluded with FDR’s administration in the 1930s, because they didn’t want the public to know that the Democrat president was in a wheelchair? The press once propped FDR up in a corner to take pictures of him “standing tall” in the White House. One hilarious thing that Democrats still haven’t figured out for some reason is that the same-old flimflams that they used in pre-internet days just don’t work anymore in the 2000s. We figure this stuff out.
In order to keep up the pretense that President Biden is a busy little bee, his “handlers” have been claiming that Joe’s in church every week.
“Pshaw! He’s not in the basement wrapped in a blanket, watching ‘Matlock’ reruns while a dribble of drool leaks out of the corner of his mouth! Vigorous Joe’s in church! Exercising his deep faith! See: Look at this picture!”
Except… they literally retweeted a photo this week of him from a church visit that happened back in November. He’s fine, you conspiracy kooks!
He was able to replicate the exact same photo from almost three months prior. Same people were in the same seats too.
Astonishing coincidence! pic.twitter.com/AOocyAFPJW
— Garbage Human (@GarbyJooman3) February 8, 2021
Speaking of phonies, flimflams, floozies and fakes, what’s Kamala Harris up to these days? Busy as a bee also?
A cynical person might have watched the 2020 election and decided that the only reason Joe’s handlers selected Harris for his running mate was to use her as a racial token to trick minority voters into going out to the polls, and that they didn’t really have a “role” for her in the administration. But those people would be wrong, because Kamala Harris has been hard at work doing… er… uh… um…
Say, what IS Kamala Harris doing these days?
Anyway, back to the executive orders. How is the Nearly Invisible Man managing to jam so many executive orders through the system so quickly?
It took just mere moments for President Biden to dodder away from the platform at America’s first totally legit razor-wire inauguration and over to the White House. (Just seven minutes if you push his wheelchair fast enough!) And behold! A stack of 17 executive orders were waiting on the desk for him, which had been through the entire legal process and received approval… from the Department of Justice.
Getting an executive order legally approved before a president can sign it is a process that can take weeks. It’s a typical DC bureaucratic red-tape process – but somehow President Biden had a big stack of them waiting on the desk on Day One. Gee, how’d that happen?
Sure, it took Joe and DOCTOR Jill a few extra minutes to get into the White House on inauguration day, but it didn’t take that long. (The good DOCTOR had fired the White House butler earlier in the day, so he locked the door behind himself when he left. Funny story that didn’t get nearly enough coverage.)
It turns out that President Biden had a lot of help from his old friends in The Swamp. Instead of working to advance the interests of the voters that the Trump administration was championing, The Swamp spent the closing months of Donald Trump’s first term working for Biden’s handlers.
Watch this video that aired over the weekend. Former White House Trade Advisor Peter Navarro explains how the Department of Justice was actually working against the real President of the United States all along: