Even though he has not resigned from Congress yet, the #MeToo movement has once again taken down a powerful man of white privilege for being a serial harasser. The latest target of the movement is Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL), the pro-Trump, America First patriot whose father was once a Florida state senator. According to the media, which never lies about Republicans under any circumstance, Matt Gaetz is a cad and a rapscallion. He has sullied the honor of numerous young fair maidens by wining and dining them and… *faints dead away*…*wakes up*… and giving them presents in a show of generosity while courting them! What a pig!
The media is super-mad that Florida’s most eligible bachelor didn’t just resign after a bombshell report about Gaetz appeared in the New York Times a full month ago. The entire media repeated the story – pretty much verbatim – and yet Matt Gaetz is still somehow in office. Perhaps he took a cue from some of his elders in American politics.
Like Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ). After Menendez was accused of attending orgies with child prostitutes at the Dominican Republic mansion of his biggest Democrat Party donor, Menendez steadfastly ignored the story. Reporters traveled to Dominican Republic and interviewed a 16-year-old prostitute who said that “Bob” was really nice to her every time that he paid her for sex. Even that one time on her 17th birthday! She even provided the reporters with a photograph of Sen. Menendez on a boat with his arm around her.
Prompted by the allegations that the divorced senior US Senator from New Jersey was committing statutory rape against underage prostitutes on foreign soil, the same reporters went to visit Menendez’s neighbors in his apartment building. One couple shared the story that different young women in prom dresses show up at Menendez’s DC apartment every single night, like clockwork. Since they share a bedroom wall with the Senator in the apartment building, the couple described living next to Menendez as “hell on earth.” They also cursed the invention of Viagra and noted that Menendez provides the girls with cab fare at about 2 a.m. every night.
After a lengthy federal investigation, the FBI announced that it didn’t find any evidence that Menendez had taken any inappropriate gifts from his wealthy Dominican donor. Case closed!
Have you noticed that there’s always a pattern with these lecherous politicians and powerful moguls? Seems like there’s always a laundry list of women that come forward with allegations against them in cases like this.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) of New York, for example, has had 37 women come forward to the police and accuse him of varying stages of sexual harassment, grabbing them, creeping them out and touching their faces with his gross Italian tongue. In fairness to Cuomo, he hasn’t been accused of pinning any young women against the wall in a dark hallway and performing a “full Biden” on them. But that’s still an awful lot of harassment victims accusing him.
And of course, there’s noted Hillary Clinton donor, Hollywood producer and fern afficionado Harvey Weinstein. He’s serving prison time for rape, but that only happened after hundreds of stories emerged from women who confirmed all of our nightmares about Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood casting couches, and ferns.
Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Schneiderman – all of them had multiple victims come forward when their sex, harassment and abuse scandals erupted. That’s the pattern. Every. Single. Time.
So, now that the FBI has had a full month to sleep with reporters at the Washington Post, the New Yorker and The Atlantic and leak details about that rock-solid Matt Gaetz case, let’s see if we have time to get through the full list of victims who have come forward. I mean, a month is a long time for the FBI to leak all of those salacious details in violation of Matt Gaetz’s rights.
Here it is:
Well, that was fun. A full month after the entire mainstream media smeared Congressman Gaetz as a “sex trafficker,” not one single woman has come forward to accuse him of anything.
Hey, wait a second! You don’t think that the entire mainstream media would collude together to just make up a story out of thin air about a sitting Republican congressman, do you? Because that would be totally unlike anything the media has ever done to a Republican before.