Pity the Chinese Spies Monitoring Jeffrey Toobin’s Zoom Calls

Is there something in the water over at CNN? How is it possible that so many of the on-air personalities at one TV station can be caught in so many pervert scandals? We’ve now evolved from the #MeToo movement to #MeToobin, after the station’s “legal analyst” Jeffrey Toobin was suspended for some advanced nudity on a Zoom call with a bunch of his co-workers. Not to worry, though. No one ever gets fired for pervert scandals over there. This… is CNN.

I initially wanted to give Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin the benefit of the doubt when it was vaguely reported that he had “accidentally” exposed himself on a Zoom call. Could happen to anyone, right? New normal, COVID, webcams on all the time. We’re not used to these adjustments yet and accidents happen.

Just the other day, some poor mom made the news after flashing her young son’s Zoom school lessons. She came scrambling into the room looking for a towel in his closet. Most of us as parents can sympathize. No one is used to having cameras on all the time, the kids are home for classes, the laundry gets mixed up, you’re scrambling to find a towel and oopsie! Your bum’s on the news. Life comes at you fast.

I figured Jeffrey Toobin had finished up a Zoom call for work, forgot to turn off his camera and was simply changing his pants before having to run over to CNN to rant about President Trump colluding with more Russians. But no. Oh, no, no, no. This… is CNN.

 

Toobin was on a Zoom call with a bunch of his co-workers from The New Yorker and WNYC, which is the public radio station in New York. They were running an “election simulation” game in which each person on the call was taking on a different role in the 2020 election. One liberal was pretending to be Donald Trump, another was pretending to be Joe Biden, another was Kamala Harris, and so on. So… it was sort of like a role-playing game for liberals who are too nerdy and unattractive to be invited to a Dungeons & Dragons game.

Jeffrey Toobin was roleplaying as the Supreme Court in the simulation. Apparently, the game was so exciting that Toobin suddenly decided to fully disrobe. He hit the “mute” button first, thinking that this turned off his camera. (Not very tech savvy over there at CNN.) The fully nude Toobin then proceeded to… oh, good grief! Really?!

What is wrong with you weirdoes over at CNN?!

Toobin’s one-man stage show was so bad that The New Yorker fired him. He’s “on leave” from CNN for a few days, but not to worry. There’s a zero percent chance that Toobin will be fired by CNN. How do I know this? Because this sort of pervert scandal happens all the time at CNN and they never fire anyone.

Don Lemon still has his nightly show on CNN. He’s being sued for a vulgar sexual assault on some poor bartender at a gay nightclub last year. Lemon offered his alleged victim six figures to drop the suit back in June, but the case is still ongoing. The alleged victim has eyewitnesses who have signed affidavits and will testify against Lemon in court. That wasn’t enough for CNN to even ask Don Lemon to take a short leave of absence.

Last month, Tucker Carlson played an awesome leaked audiotape of CNN’s Chris Cuomo complaining about all of the hags at the station who have made sexual harassment claims against him. As if he’s some loser like the disgraced Charlie Rose of PBS, walking around with his bathrobe open! Chris Cuomo says he’s so hot that women sexually harass him! Despite his wildly sexist and inappropriate comments about his coworkers airing on the number one show on television (Tucker Carlson Tonight), Chris Cuomo is still employed at CNN.

And then there’s Richard Quest, the star of my favorite CNN pervert scandal of all time. The NYPD encountered Mr. Quest walking around Central Park at 2:30 a.m. one night. Quest was dressed like one of the Village People, had a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, a sex toy concealed in his boot and a pocket full of crystal meth when they arrested him. According to the New York Post, “It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

Richard Quest showed mercy on America by self-deporting back to Great Britain after his sensational arrest. And he still anchors a show on CNN International!

So, I’m confident that Jeffrey Toobin – who is a married father of three – will be back on the air at CNN after a brief hiatus. The good news is that no one on the Toobin Zoom call took any screenshots and—

Oh, Jiminy Crickets! Ann Coulter is retweeting the screenshots.

Twitter is censoring photos of Hunter Biden with a crack pipe dangling from his mouth, but somehow screenshots of “The Full Monty Part 2: Election Toobin” are acceptable? Not even that strategically placed cartoon party hat can make my eyes stop burning.

Now I know what it feels like to be one of those Chinese spies who’s forced to monitor CNN’s Zoom calls all the time.

60 thoughts on “Pity the Chinese Spies Monitoring Jeffrey Toobin’s Zoom Calls”

      1. Mary they should all be fired and arrested but they won’t liberals can say and do whatever they want to and there are no repercussions.

    1. Why do men think that ANYBODY would want to see their junk..??? Now if you’re talking someone sexy, maybe

      but an old man…NOT..!!!!

    1. Exactly right !!!!! How bad can the people be who not only watch but believe the garbage that comes from cnn ??? No wonder this country is in the shape it is.

  1. CNN – The lowest rated news show, and we should wonder why?
    Switch to Fox News, who are the #1 News Show, and you’ll see why.
    PS..CNN DOES SUCK! Democrat bigots, who are being payed off by the Chinese. Why else would anyone with half a brain watch that damn garbage????

  2. If CNN had any integrity, any sense of honor, and scruples they would have already fired Toobin.

    If Toobin had any of the above character traits, he would have already resigned.

    If Toobin had any sense of honor and notion of right and wrong, he would never have put himself in his current predicament.

  3. The Chinese News Network (aka Clinton News Network) should just take News out of their name. They don’t report news anymore. The make up lies and disinformation about our President and anything they don’t like. Its quite obvious they are the propaganda wing of the socialist-democrat party.

    1. Oh yeah… Now you’re talking!
      If they think that by giving old fart Joe a pass, and crack pipe Hunter too, that he will win this Presidency, they are so terribly wrong!!
      Trump will win in a landslide!
      Get ready all Democrats to stick your fake brain in a toilet and flush!!!!

  4. It is a shame that Epstein was Arkancided. “A Clinton term”. And he was not allowed to expose the long list of perverts that visited his Island playland for the wealthy DemoCrap cabal.

  5. CNN is only the most blatantly obvious among the TV news networks when it comes to on-air perversion. FNC (Fox) has had one or two “problem children” who are no longer there, and God alone knows what has occurred at MSDNC! It kinda makes you wonder what goes on in the press rooms at the “Knee Jerk” Times and Washington (Com)Post, where cameras and microphones are probably verboten!

  6. “Tube steak Toobin”. CNN oughta be illegal. Propagandist perverts that lie about EVERYTHING. Should’ve kept it in your pants Jeffery…… completely naked heh?!…….something tells me this wasn’t his first rodeo playing the “tube steak boogie”. Disgusting!

    1. Sounds to me like JT would’ve made a perfect Vice Presidential candidate for Sniffin joe ….. let’s remember here that sexual anything goes in the strange world of the American liberals.
      Now it’s cool to the indoctrinate your kids at the age of five years old, and giving them the choice of being a boy or a girl. This is the party, that will bring the drag queen into a kindergarten room to talk to the kids. WHY?!!!! I don’t have that answer. This is the party that had orgies at an island with underage girls. This is the party of Oval Office cigar sex. This is the party of I’ll drive a woman off the bridge on Chappaquidick Sp? Island and my peers will protect me. ( I’m a democrat ). Let’s not forget that Cum’allya Harris fucked her way into congress. I could go on for another hour, but what’s the point?! These are people who Americans are supposed to respect and be led down the path of Liberty and Freedom? We got us a problem America , and it starts with the Dems……..perhaps it’s time for their complete removal from this system.

      1. Can you imagine…… you’ve lived life this long and your going to be remembered for THIS?……..Jeffery, Jeffrey, Jeffery……… your family must be Gushing from pride

      2. Amen to every single word you just said.
        Democrats and the far left all need lobotomies!!
        They all will fly over the Cookoos nest, as so they should. They are the worst people of all. Newscasters is too good of a word to call them!!
        Perverts, racists, on the take, and every other damn thing they are! I NEVER watch CNN, and you shouldn’t either! They are trying to poison people’s minds, but don’t let them. Trying to get that damn Joe Biden elected as president, then maybe he’ll get sick and the wonderful Kamala Harris will take over. Omg, that is a scary thought. But no fear, Donald Trump will win as second term.

  7. Maybe some FCC violations here? I doubt that phone porn is legal when multiple people are on the call and it’s not consensual. Maybe public exposure? CNN won’t fire him but he should resign and hide his head in shame.

    1. Well put Guy…. he should resign and hide his head in shame!
      Will he? Ummmm…. if he’s a Democrat, I’m going to say ..not a chance in hell
      Just like all the left wing liars , he’ll feels no remorse and his embarrassment is already gone. Jeffrey’s probably aching to jump back on the bike and try it again. These people get up in front of us everyday and make complete assholes of themselves. Chucky and Nancy are perfect examples of whom I speak. Lies, lie and more lies. We’re a basket of deplorable eh?

      I’d rather be deplorable than despicable any day

  8. I could hear his conversation when he got home” Oh honey I was thinking about you” So what FCC law covers exposed genitals? Rumor has it that they would not have viewed it if it hadn’t been for zoom it was like finding needle in a haystack.

  9. Please, the worst of all is watching Freddo and his murderer brother banter back and forth like roses are coming up everywhere. There is no basic humanity in their blood.
    And Freddo is NOT mask conscious, nor does he social distance. If he did, his wife and two children would not have contracted Covid from him!!
    Just couldn’t stay in your mansion basement could you Freddo???
    And Don Lemon is a terrible newscaster, and should have been fired a long time ago!! He cries racist constantly, and he is the biggest and the worst of all.
    Omg…I could go on and on and on, but CNN’s cast and what they say and do is so wrong, disgusting, bias and every other negative adjective you can think of. The whole CNN Network should be dismantled, and buried in some obscure place. Because we sure don’t want to watch them on TV!!!

  10. Amen to every single word you just said.
    Democrats and the far left all need lobotomies!!
    They all will fly over the Cookoos nest, as so they should. They are the worst people of all. Newscasters is too good of a word to call them!!
    Perverts, racists, on the take, and every other damn thing they are! I NEVER watch CNN, and you shouldn’t either! They are trying to poison people’s minds, but don’t let them. Trying to get that damn Joe Biden elected as president, then maybe he’ll get sick and the wonderful Kamala Harris will take over. Omg, that is a scary thought. But no fear, Donald Trump will win as second term.

  11. Here’s liberalism! Patriots and good people just don’t tune in to watch CNN’s garbage & fake news. Good folk watch FOX news for the truth. Unless you want this type of atmosphere to prevail in the future , then you must vote Democrat and these disgusting events will continue. God Bless America.

  12. After reading all these statements, there is nothing I can add to this unscrupulous organization. I have never watched CNN, so I was not aware that all of them were in the same category as Jim Acosta. Now I know and understand why fake news is all that you get from this perverted studio.

  13. How did advancements in Gay rights lead to people wanting to legalize pedophilia – the MSPM – Main Stream Propaganda Machine – covering up incest and giving the perpetrator(s) a pass?

  14. PERV Toobin always acted so high and mighty on FAKE NEWS cnn ,,, then the truth comes out , after being on camera and trashing Republicans ,,,,,,, he’d run back to the green room and slap his unit !!! Another PERV democrat .

    1. How can Jeffrey Toobin show his face in public with this truth hanging over his head.
      He must love to masterbate and could not control himself on zoom call to his coworkers.
      You reap what you sow Mr. Toobin

      I bet the discrased CNN soon to be extinct would be the only people who would hire you.

      Let’s see who goes down next. Anderson Cooper. A new father. What will his son say when he finds out his father is on the wrong side of history. He will suffer not his misguided father.

      Next, the Cuomo brothers. It will come.

  15. I guess he decided to take matters into his own hand. I’m sure it was a HARD decision. He must be Nuts and he was left holding the BAG.

      1. You think he’ll go blind??
        Hope he washed his hands.
        CNN is nothing but jerk-offs.
        What a MORON!!
        CNN needs to be fined for
        Journalistic Prostitution!!
        Bet Don and Anderson liked it!!

        1. Well they have to have a news program for the “Freak Parade”…. Don Lemonade married to a white boy while he dreams of Chris Homo.Lemonade was a cross dresser on Bourbon Street while going to college, thats why he takes it personal when someone talks about Michael and Chim boy…

  16. What’s the big deal? So one of CNN’s star analysts shucked his clothes and proceeded to publicly spank the monkey in front of a large number of his co-workers while on a “Zoom” meeting? BFD, folks. Every time Toobin was on CNN, it was a masturbatory exercise of sorts – mental masturbation, moral masturbation, emotional masturbation – basically, just a lot of guttural noises and frenetic activity designed to “whip up” an essentially pointless result which served only to gratify Jeffrey Toobin. Just because he went a little more “literal” this time is no reason to get all bent out of shape (and, no, that was not intended as a pun or some kind of double entendre’).

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